how the fuck am i supposed to survive this movie
-hobbit fandom right now (via desolation-of-feels)

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 # yeah
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dragonslaeyr:

imagine galadriel kissing gandalf on the forehead then pulling his sword from its sheath and just fUCKING SLAUGHTERING ORCSN YEAH GALADRIEL FUCK YEAH

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toriandrelativedimensionsinspace:

thursdayplaid:

clumsyoctopus:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry”

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could…

(Source: cephalodogs)

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There’s a little little in daycare today and she’s so unsteady in her feet she keeps falling over and swaying and it cute but also terrifying

 # adventures of a ditzy queer
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How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

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 # 1245 fucking what,   # beat that nerds
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 # my actual gender
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Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
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tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea

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Camille number one for the women again :)

 # crossfit,   # camille leblanc bazinet
The mark of true parenting, Sirius thought, was bringing up the same mistake of your child’s past at opportune times for the rest of his little life.
-Chapter 11 of Remus Lupin’s Guide to Successful Courting
 # i fucking love this fanfiction,   # you don't even understand
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demiohgod:

James: Lily’s pregnant

Remus: are you serious?!

*crash*

*cat screech*

James: damnit Remus we talked about this

*glass shattering*

*bang*

*sirius falls through wall*

Sirius: NO BUT I AM

Remus:

James:

Sirius: wait what

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