Dinner at my house is always interesting

Couple dick jokes, some other sexual jokes, stupid puns, and my dad the a ketchup bottle at my mother because she called him mom

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my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

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Noise is very overstimulating today

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when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??

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remus is usually super reserved during sex, because he knows that if he scratches or bites sirius, the results are going to scar permanently. not to mention, they’ll be obnoxiously hard to heal even though they’d just be minor cuts on his skin. but one night they’re just both SO INTO it and remus…

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talk street magic to me

drawing power from the metro lines

illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run

plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens

elementary kids learning basic sigils on the playground


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 # ideas,   # references
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Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

And/or flop somewhere comfortable and tumble and not talk much except to show each other some stupid thing you found online

(via wizardbird)

 # qhamishwatson,   # thescentofsouls,   # jess,   # aaron
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