how the fuck am i supposed to survive this movie# yeah,
There’s a little little in daycare today and she’s so unsteady in her feet she keeps falling over and swaying and it cute but also terrifying# adventures of a ditzy queer,
How sexy is your name?
(via wizardbird)# 1245 fucking what, # beat that nerds,
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
Camille number one for the women again :)# crossfit, # camille leblanc bazinet,
The mark of true parenting, Sirius thought, was bringing up the same mistake of your child’s past at opportune times for the rest of his little life.# i fucking love this fanfiction, # you don't even understand,
-Chapter 11 of Remus Lupin’s Guide to Successful Courting